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     W e are all looking for answers and it seems every time you turn the corner someone else is selling you something. Hey, we're all adults here so let's face it . . . life sucks sometimes. We get overwhelmed. We rely on our crutches to carry us through the day. Planning for that cigarette break, keeping munchies in our desks "just in case," having those drinks when we get home "just to unwind a bit." We're stressed out and we don't know what to do about it.

     Not until now. The Life Sucker™ is a tool to help you through these times. It was designed with the help of doctors, educators, dentists, psychologists, and engineers who want you to quit stressing and have a healthy oral substitute for a cigarette or for too much food.

     T RUTH: Sucking, the act of sucking (say, one's thumb like a baby) dramatically affects the blood pressure and neurochemical response mechanisms in our brains and it calms us down. We give up our thumbs as adults and replace it with cigarettes and food and whatever else we can find that will supplement our desire to calm down. This is why we smoke or overeat--we are stressed out. The oral fixation brings us back down again. Wouldn't you love to have the same effect without all the health risks? Suck on this for a while . . .

     T his is an adult pacifier. Who says adults can't be pacified? And it's not like a nibby or a wibby or whatever other baby name you've heard. It's not a pacifier like a baby's, but it works just the same. The Life Sucker™ is designed to fit on the end of your pen and you use it as you need it. Hey, we're chewing on our pens anyway--why not suck on this instead? And it tastes better than a ball point because it comes in 12 great flavors. (Click Here For Available Flavors) And it's fat free, calorie free, it's great for the ozone and it doesn't hurt the rain forests. Also try the new KissStick ™, a smaller Life Sucker which is preflavored. You can try this new sucker which is guaranteed to improve kissing by clicking here.

     I know you are all skeptics, so don't take our word for something that works great, is fun, and is going to be all the rage any day now. Buy 10 of them and give them out as party favors and be the life of the party (or at least the Life Sucker™ of the party). Click here and read how other people, just like you (except that they bought one) have overcome their own crutches by using the Life Sucker™ and the Suckcess Method©. Click here to get your own.